Here is a really funny video. Just click on it to wach
This one's even funnier but dangerous.
Note: Kids don't try this at home!!! :)
Note: Kids don't try this at home!!! :)
SHARK!!!!!!!!
Fred Video:
A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads
for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's
office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat
from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from
the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."
"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.
Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.
"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.
Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.
When Bill Gates died, he went up to god. God gave him a choice to go to heaven, or hell. Bill said " I'll take a look at each one and see which one I prefer". So first, Bill went to hell. He loved it there! There was a beach, sun, and tropical sand. He then went to heaven. It was nice. There were angels and beaches. But Bill loved hell more. He went up to god and told him he wanted to go to hell.
Three weeks passed. God hadn't heard from Bill, so he decided to go to hell to check him out. When he came there Bill as burning and was drowning in the ocean. It was dark, and monsters were everywhere. God said"So Bill, hell isn't all that good, right?" Bill nodded. He said "Where are all the beaches and sun and sand that I saw when I came down here the first time?"he asked. God answered" Sorry Bill, but the first time you came here, that was a demo."
